Gossip Roundup: Jen and Vince engaged... yawn.

Yes, it's true, Vinnifer (or whatever we're calling them these days... Vaughniston?) will tie the knot. According to the Today show, they were engaged in June after a week in Mexico.

Gwyneth Paltrow is still an idiot, only now she's a saggy, dumpy idiot. Her post-birth-of-moses weight loss tips here, as well as what it's like to be a "milk machine." Ew... Moxie just threw up in her mouth a little.

Oh dear... poor Dustin Diamond got mugged. And not in the Kevin Spacey way. A woman busted into his hotel rool with a can of mace and went for his stuff. Fortunately, the crazy lady only got a few PSP games, which Screech was able to recover. Unfortunately, his pride will not be so easy to retrieve.