An Affront to Moxie's Childhood

Elizabeth Hasselbeck had a baby today, and named it Taylor Thomas Hasselbeck. Obviously, my next thought was, "as in JONATHAN Taylor Thomas??!!!??!" The brilliant, amazing ladies at Jezebel picked up the story, and a quick look at the reactions in the comments was enough to suck me into a shame spiral about my tween heartthrob of choice.

I mean did you even KNOW that JTT is vehemently anti-choice?!? He gives speeches at anti-choice events, and actually did the voice-over of a fetus in a pro-life campaign. In my tween years, I thought he was crunchy! He's a vegetarian, for christsake! What the fuck is going on here!? Did Hasselbeck name the baby after JTT because she, too, is anti-choice, anti-Roe V. Wade, anti-stem cell research, anti-not being an asshole? BTW here is JTT's fan site, if you're into that sort of thing.

Okay, I feel dirty all over. Enough of that.