Franz Ferdinand covers "Womanizer"

Awesome:



(via stereogum)

Moxie is Speechless.

so..... bad..... no... words......



Defamer has a few words about it.

Britney Spears Single and Hot Again

Britney Spears has finally filed for divorce from Kevin Federline. The petition for divorce cited irreconcilable differences, and asks for both legal and physical custody of their kids. This comes on the heels of Federline's near-empty performance at Webster Hall, for which New York Magazine labeled him a "Britney Spears Barnacle." Britney has been doing considerably better that her hubby, appearing recently on Letterman with a new trim physique.

According to TMZ, Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.

Moxie anxiously awaits Britney's next album, full of trailer-door-slamming, "kiss my ass, K-Fed, you'll never take my babies!" anthems.

Roundup: Cruise's Behavior "not acceptable" to Paramount

Tom Cruise got the axe today. Paramount dumped Cruise/Wagner after 14 years together. In a stunning demonstration of typical agent grammar, CAA say, "What is the issue is Paramount's behavior over the last 12-18 months. We got fed up." Paramount says that although they really, really like Tom personally, "His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount."

Craptastic Superman Brandon Routh is "engaged" to his "girlfriend". Routh says his lady is his "personal kryptonite". MmmHmm.

Britney Spears says she wants to be buried with her dog, Lucky. Somewhere, Kevin Federline cries, cries, cries in his lonely heart. Britney says, "You know how the Pharaohs used to get buried with things they loved? I want to do that with Lucky. She should be laid to rest with me when the time comes."

And finally, this cartoon from defamer... splendid.