Randy Quaid's High Drama

This is a great read!

All 26 members of the "Lone Star Love" cast brought Randy [Quaid] up on charges with Actors' Equity Association, claiming he physically and verbally abused his fellow performers and that his oddball behavior onstage and off forced the show to close, thus depriving them of their jobs.

On Friday, Equity handed down its decision. According to documents obtained exclusively by The Post, the union has banned Randy for life - life! - and fined him $81,572.

And it gets better and better...

Randy didn't show up for the hearing, which was held in Los Angeles. But his wife did and, according to a report on TMZ last week, berated several Equity staff members, including a 76-year-old receptionist whom she allegedly kicked in the shins, "drawing blood."

Equity reportedly took out a restraining order against her.

Evi, in turn, says staffers broke her finger, and she has requested a restraining order against them.

OH MY GOD! She kicked Equity's receptionist????? This is me right now:

I think this would make a really really good movie, with Randy Quaid playing himself, and crazy wifey played by Janice Dickinson. Read the whole thing if you want to hear about the pinko-commies, nazi plots, gynecological instruments, and other filth.