Showing posts with label Katie Holmes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Katie Holmes. Show all posts

Monday, January 12, 2009

Things the World Does Not Need Want: Recession Edition

Did I like Katie Holmes in All My Sons? No. Do I want to see her in the musical version of Finding Neverland? No! Do we need Katie Holmes in another Broadway show? Unfortunately, much as it pains me to say so, maybe we do. All My Sons is one of the few shows that has done really well in spite of hard times, and if it takes Katie Holmes to get the butts in the seats... well... then... ugh, maybe we do need her, even if we don't want her.

Update: I have to add this delightful video of "Ms. Josephine Potter" singing On My Own. Thanks, Clint!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

why is it so upsetting to me?

I have to just come out and talk about this. Did you SEE Katie Holmes on Letterman?!? Her face looks insane, and then there's the way she speaks, which seems like she's gone completely bananas.



The whole thing freaks me out. At moments, she almost looks like Lisa Rinna! Scientologists are crazy!!

Monday, July 02, 2007

No!


Are you there, God? It's me, Moxie.

Pretty please, God, don't allow Katie Holmes be cast in the upcoming feature film version of Broadway musical "Nine". Yeah, I saw her sing "On My Own" on Dawson's Creek, and she sucked. Plus, her religion is made up, based on a science fiction book. I'm sure this offends you even more than it offends me. Let's end this madness before it goes any further, m'kay?

xo,
Moxie

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Travolta knows how straight men like their drag queens

Somebody stop John Travolta! The man is digging himself deeper and deeper into the crazitrench where Tom Cruise and friends have set up camp. First there was this, where he said, "I still think that if you analyze most of the school shootings, it is not gun control. It is psychotropic drugs at the bottom of it." Glad someone straightened that out for us.

But now, I'm starting to get really concerned for the Wild Hogs star. Apparently, while preparing to shoot Hairspray, he asked his Wild Hogs co-stars what kind of body type Edna Turnblad should have. I guess Tim Allen really is the go-to guy for such affairs, huh?

He tested prospective personae of his feminine self on the set of his recent buddy comedy Wild Hogs because, he says, he wanted to hear "from straight men how they would like to see a man be a woman." The Edna that eventually took shape might be described as a dancing elephant with a wasp waist.

"I said, 'If you give me a big waist, then I become Grandma... You can make her ass as big as you want, her tits as big as you want, but if you don't bring her in'"--here he mashes in his own solid middle with the heels of his hands--"'I can't play what I want to play.'
It doesn't get more classy than that, people. He needs to play what he wants to play! And finally:
At the end of the interview, after the tape recorder has been turned off, he is posed one last question: Is he bothered by the rampant rumors about his sexuality, and does he think they've affected his career? "No and no," says Travolta casually. "What affects your career is the quality of the product." Besides, he adds with his typical confidence, "I don't think anyone can hurt me."
And with product like this, what could go wrong?



[via Defamer]