No!

Are you there, God? It's me, Moxie.

Pretty please, God, don't allow Katie Holmes be cast in the upcoming feature film version of Broadway musical "Nine". Yeah, I saw her sing "On My Own" on Dawson's Creek, and she sucked. Plus, her religion is made up, based on a science fiction book. I'm sure this offends you even more than it offends me. Let's end this madness before it goes any further, m'kay?

xo,
Moxie