I Now Pronounce You Lame and Boring

I know I'm not the only one who cringes every time they walk by those awful ads for "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry". I haven't seen it, but I have a sneaky suspicion that it's not exactly the comedy of the year - homophobia + Jessica Biel + Rob Schneider playing Asian = the magic trifecta of shittiness for me. That's why I got such a kick out of the final bit of NY Metro's review:

...The prevailing sentiment in "Chuck and Larry": Gay's OK, but straight is
where it's really at. Ultimately, no matter what your sexual orientation
may be, if you pay to see this clunker, you're taking it in the can."