Showing posts with label Things that suck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things that suck. Show all posts

Friday, May 14, 2010

Legally Broke

Looks like the touring case of LEGALLY BLONDE won't be spending their downtime shopping like Elle Woods. The salary according to a recent breakdown is $375/week. What a disgusting slap in the face to actors, and a gross abuse of the musical theater system which innately has a very large supply of actors and limited demand.


Tickets for the tour's next stop in Newark are currently are priced at $75 top. Do you think the ticket prices will decrease when the actors' salaries are less than unemployment? I doubt it.

Monday, March 22, 2010

not sexy



(Photo by Joseph Marzullo)

Thursday, March 08, 2007

The Vertical Hour[s of boredom] recoups - What are the audiences thinking?

Variety brings news today that The Vertical Hour has recouped, in spite of the nasty reviews and an early closing. Producer Scott Rudin said, "We had a couple of rocky weeks coming up, and we decided we'd accomplished what we'd set out to do with the play." Uh huh.

While I wish any show success, and can hardly begrudge any recoupment, this just rubs me the wrong way. I really like Julianne Moore on film (her naked, screaming entrance by flight in The Big Lebowski is one of my favorite moments on film), but she was heinously ill-suited for that roll, and possibly just not fit for the stage. I love love love Bill Nighy, but for God's sake, put him in a play that's worth a damn, not this meandering and arrogant claptrap.

The thing that irritates me is the damning evidence that audiences would rather shell out their $110 for a bad performance by someone they've seen on film than pay $60 for a fabulously-reviewed Off-Broadway show featuring talented stage actors. I recently heard a well-known not-for-profit theater producer say that Off-Broadway is tougher than ever because producing is almost as expensive off as it is on. Adding insult to injury, the real droves of audiences just won't come out unless you have an elucidating title like "My Father is Jewish, My Mother's Italian, and I'm in Therapy". Because of these, and other more complicated issues, you can expect Off-Broadway hits like The Voysey Inheritance or The Clean House to have multiple extensions, but not to transfer to a commercial Off-Broadway venue and have a long run, as they might have 10 years ago. More and more, it's becoming Broadway transfers or nothing at all, which is hugely limiting to say the least. What happened? Were audiences really just more discriminating back then? More willing to trek below 42nd Street? Smarter? Where has the Off-Broadway audience gone?

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Hazard #5,734 of Dating Actors


For the record, there is only one thing more annoying than seeing your actor ex-boyfriend pop up on your TV, with no warning, in one of his several commercial spots. This can very near ruin a perfectly good evening of television with one's newer, better, sweeter, cuter boyfriend. What could possibly be worse, you ask? Seeing the ex's new and sublimely irritating girlfriend in her OWN commercial spot, and realizing that between the two of them, they make more money with their fake-acting careers than you will in the next 5 years combined. Bollocks!