Hazard #5,734 of Dating Actors

For the record, there is only one thing more annoying than seeing your actor ex-boyfriend pop up on your TV, with no warning, in one of his several commercial spots. This can very near ruin a perfectly good evening of television with one's newer, better, sweeter, cuter boyfriend. What could possibly be worse, you ask? Seeing the ex's new and sublimely irritating girlfriend in her OWN commercial spot, and realizing that between the two of them, they make more money with their fake-acting careers than you will in the next 5 years combined. Bollocks!